Moriarty lives!
“Saint’s ancient heart stolen from Dublin cathedral.”
“Saint’s ancient heart stolen from Dublin cathedral.”
Didn’t Hiddleston graduate from Pembroke? Who’s laughin’ now, beeotch?


That’s seriously what the ad says. Makes me wonder if the copywriter hadn’t perhaps seen a certain McFassy interview.
Anyway, if they come up with a set that includes Loki, Professor X, & Magneto, I’m sold.
(Source: williams-sonoma.com)
If I were to interview Michael Fassbender about his role in “Shame,” I wouldn’t ask about the sex scenes or the nudity or how he feels about his manliness - I would ask how he can get to the place where the most terrifying sight in the world is him falling to the ground, in tears, in the rain - a crumpled shell.
In David Edelstein’s blurb on why Shame is one of his bottom movies of the year, he cites Fassbender’s “scream of agony mid-orgy” (I’m paraphrasing) as a moment of hilarity. I completely disagree - to see Fassbender draw this ugliness from such a devastatingly beautiful face was the most astonishing and heartbreaking aspect of the film. Because he is beautiful, stunningly, impossibly beautiful - handsome and charming and hitting every light perfectly, attentive in a nearly predatory way while his fop of a boss makes a fool of himself (I loved the foil of these two men - one so utterly clueless, the other horribly knowing, in so many different ways). But to see that beauty collapse, partly because it makes his corruption so much easier, is breathtaking.
That is what amazed me most about this movie. I knew going into it I would get emotional, and would feel for him. I knew what emotions to look for in his face. But I didn’t expect to see him peel back, piece by piece, everything that identifies him as an actor - his ferocity and poise and utter comfort within his skin. My favorite kind of actor is the one who isn’t afraid to get ugly when the character calls for it, and Fassbender is fearless.
If we’re in the mood to compare, I think “Hunger” is a much better film - McQueen’s obsession with overly-long, lingering takes works better when the subject is just as captive as the audience. His style doesn’t mesh well with the real world, which is why his best scenes are made of the shocking and fantastical - the threesome near the end of the film felt like some kind of glorious, squelching alien visitation, and in this section, as Brandon falls apart in earnest, his skill with disjointed narrative really comes together - or of intense, two person dialogues, as the brilliantly taut conversation between Brandon and Sissy shows.
I feel like I understand better now why “Shame” hasn’t been getting the awards attention it maybe deserves - as an already-devoted fan, I’m sure my mind is compensating for moments of over-acting or deficiencies in direction. Who knows if I responded to Fassbender’s acting because I was truly moved, or because I expected to be. In any case, he delivers a unflinching, skewering beast of a performance, which deserves to be commended no matter what.
I just died in a heap of cute.
Seriously. Can’t you just imagine him playing with his Loki & King Henry V dolls, giving them squeaky little voices as he narrates the action and poses them for this picture?
I know it’s been said many times before, but how is he even real? Gah.
Me on tumblr: Like alllll the things!!!!
Me on Facebook: Screw you, why isn’t there a “Dislike” button?
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Guys. GUYS. Listen to this song and tell me it doesn’t remind you of a certain shape shifter we all know and love / pity / fear:
Local Natives, “Shape Shifter”
My king, I’m humbled before you,
I bow.
Moods like you’re pulled by the moonlight
somehow.
How is the language we’re speaking the same?
Shape shifter, have you discovered a change?
Why does the soul hallucinate?
I’ve got control.
I shift my shape.
Your eyes they swell like a riot,
deranged.
Tomorrow you’re laughing like a child
again.
Why does the soul hallucinate?
I’ve got control.
I shift my shape.
If flesh and bone do not contain,
the mirrors don’t reflect my face.
Psycho, you killer, you cancer—my friend.
Why don’t you give me an answer for when—
when you’ll let it go?
When you’ll let it go.
When you’ll let it go.
When you’ll let it go.
Why does the soul hallucinate?
I’ve got control.
I shift my shape.
If flesh and bone do not contain,
the mirrors don’t reflect my face.
—Todd VanDerWerff (via valjeans)
(Source: lucy-vanpelt, via tyrotheterrible)